A Recent Conversation
I was recently chatting with an uncle about his choice of a particular firearm. The following is close to verbatim:
Uncle: You should check out [brand x]. I like mine. When I was trying to decide which to get I asked our minister and that’s what he recommended.
Mr. Manifesto: Wait…you asked your minister for a recommendation on a rifle?
Uncle: Yeah, he works at the local gun store.
Mr. Manifesto: [somewhat in awe] I don’t think we have ministers like that around here.
Where can I get one of those?