A Recent Conversation

I was recently chatting with an uncle about his choice of a particular firearm.  The following is close to verbatim:

Uncle: You should check out [brand x].  I like mine.  When I was trying to decide which to get I asked our minister and that’s what he recommended.

Mr. Manifesto: Wait…you asked your minister for a recommendation on a rifle?

Uncle: Yeah, he works at the local gun store.

Mr. Manifesto: [somewhat in awe] I don’t think we have ministers like that around here.

Where can I get one of those?

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